It Oughta Be Cancelled/8

13 and Good. Boogie Down Productions. https://genius.com/Boogie-down-productions-13-and-good-lyrics

[Verse 1]

I walked in the place, very big space

Every kind of race, dancin' and niggas made chase

A very pretty face, so I walk in the place

Throw the bass

Basses kick, fly girl jumps on my tip

The drink that I sip implies this it it

She looked to be about twenty-six, I ain't dizzy

It's time to get busy

Welcome, female is in my arms

Yes, overwhelmed by my playboy charms

We jumped in the ride, rushed to the crib

I ain't gotta explain what we did

Built to last, I simply waxed that

Ask the question, no need for guessin'

Hey baby, how old are you?

Twenty-six, twenty-one, maybe twenty-two?

I'm twenty five, she shucked and kinda neighed

And said, "Hee hee hee I'm only thirteen"

Thirteen!? I need a quick escape

That's statutory rape, but she was (Good!)

[Chorus]

GOOD

(You should been there she was)

GOOD

(Man that jail term won't be)

GOOD

(But she looked)

GOOD

(Man her brothers will beat you )

GOOD

(Even if I get beat down it was still)

GOOD

[Verse 2]

It gets better, This girl is kinda clever

She said, "I wanna be with you forever"

I said, "Forget it, I need to get my life in order

You could almost be my daughter"

She started sighin' and her sighin' turns into cryin'

Her cryin' turns into her replyin'

"Where's the phone? I think it's time that I went home"

She called her pops and said, "Come get me, I'm all alone

I'm sorry daddy, I slept with an older man"

He said, "Don't worry. The .45 is in my hand

I'll be there before you count to four"

One, two, three, four, he's at my door

She said, "See what you did? You caused me all this grief

You're goin' to jail my daddy's a police chief

If I can't have you no one will and I ain't even on the pill"

But you was

[Chorus]

GOOD

(You should been there she was)

GOOD

(Man that jail term won't be)

GOOD

(But she looked)

GOOD

(Man her brothers will beat you )

GOOD

(Even if I get beat down it was still)

GOOD

[Verse 3]

Daddy comes through the door

Now I'm thinking I got at least one shot at his jaw

When he entered, the whole mood kinda changed

He grabbed his daughter and almost beat the girl insane

She's cryin' down the hall and now goin' home

He closed the door and, "I'm happy we're all alone

Jump on the bed and look me straight into my eyes

I think your kinda cute, don't make me use my .45"

Daddy's lookin' for a lubricant

He pulled out a little piece of gum and started chewin' it

"For years I've been lookin' for a big strong man

I've got an apartment out in Brooklyn

Only my daughter and I are there

You can see my daughter anytime, anywhere

But it's you that I want to be mine

The price tag is your behind, don't worry it'll be

[Chorus]

GOOD

(You should been there she was)

GOOD

(Man that jail term won't be)

GOOD

(But she looked)

GOOD

(Man her brothers will beat you )

GOOD

(Even if I get beat down it was still)

GOOD

[Outro]

The morale of this story?

There is no moral you finish the story for me

When you're livin' your life everyday in the hood

Wakin' up in the mornin' should feel